Cheesy RPG Jokes Anyone?

[BooneHomes]

Please add an RPG/ Gaming joke if you fot one. no joke too cheesy!!


Q: How do you get a chord from half-orc bards?
A: Ask three of them to play the same note.

Q: Why do dwarven bards sound better by candlelight?
A: You can shove the wax in your ears.

How many Elves does it take to light a candle?
A. Three: one to sing, one to dance, one to summon the spiritual guardian of joyous flame forth into the realm material.

[Grafin drachen]

*facepalm*

[becky noel]

Very funny, LOL